Sunday, December 14, 2008

This Thing Will Market Itself

Ontario man builds real-life female android

Her name is Aiko and she recognizes faces, can clean toilets and even make toast.

Now, let's get to work on a real-life male android. I suggest he be capable of picking up after himself, sharing the remote and putting down the toilet rim. I mean, if Aiko is going to be cleaning toilets, it's only fair that her partner do his bit, too, wouldn't you say? Any other suggestions as to what attributes our erstwhile male android should have are welcome.

4 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

>"Now, let's get to work on a real-life male android. I suggest he be capable of picking up after himself, sharing the remote and putting down the toilet rim."

For some things, the world is just not ready :)

December 14, 2008 3:24 pm  
Blogger Louise said...

LOL!!

Okay. How about burp, fart and watch football?

December 14, 2008 4:17 pm  
Blogger Unknown said...

Perhaps.

Actually, the smart thing to do would be to make that the base model. Then, a few years down the road, you sell a "homosexual live-in life mate" upgrade.

Ahhh capitalism...

December 14, 2008 4:51 pm  
Blogger A Dog Named Kyoto said...

"I suggest he be capable of picking up after himself, sharing the remote and putting down the toilet rim."

Now that wouldn't be a "real-life male", now would it?

Oh, and I don't watch football.

December 14, 2008 11:12 pm  

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