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French politician confuses inflation with fellatio

"Ms. Dati was fired from French President Nicolas Sarkozy’s office last year. She is often pictured on magazine covers wearing designer dresses. The single mother of one stirred up controversy over the mystery identity of her baby’s father, who some believe to be Mr. Sarkozy.

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