Latest Dispatch From the Sister

Another installment from the latest round of email jokes: "The Cowboy Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!) Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots? He asked for help and she could see why...Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on.  By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when the little boy said 'Teacher, I think they're on the wrong feet'. She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on.  She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the boots back on, this time on the right feet.. He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.' She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to. Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had she got them off when he said, 'They're my brother's boots. My mom made me wear 'em.' Now she didn't know whether she should laugh or cry, but, she mustered up what ever grace and courage she had left to wrestle the boots on his feet again. Helping him into his coat she asked, 'Now, where are your mittens?' He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.' She will be eligible for parole in three years." Stay tuned. I'm sure there will be others. Not only do I have too much time on my hands, but it's f**kin' cold outside and my car won't start, even though it was plugged in. I'll trade places with that teacher.  I'm sure it's warm there.