Wednesday, May 02, 2012

All Of Which...

...goes to show these old bearded ones just can't get it up and keep it hard: Sex with corpses halal, ladies with sexual urges may use carrots… They'll do anything to avoid discovery of their dirty little secret.

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Blogger Dave in Pa. said...

How about a vibrator made to look like a carrot? Maybe a carrot vibrator would be OK when carrots are out of season but not OK when carrots are in season. Is that OK or is another Islamic fatwa on allowable vegetables, real and faux, needed?

I guess the idea that what's in a lady's purse or bedroom nightstand isn't anybody else's business is unIslamic.

May 03, 2012 7:01 am  
Blogger Louise said...

I wonder if they are allowed to use a fresh, fat carrot, or if they have to use an old wilted one. Ahem.

May 03, 2012 8:26 am  

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