Friday, October 05, 2012

Ever Wonder How...

..all those wooly mammoths being discovered in places like chilly Siberia managed to survive before anthropogenic global warming? After all, Siberia was supposedly a very cold place. What did they eat?

I wonder if this was an adaptation to the cold?
""His one-metre-long penis is also intact so we can conclude that this was a male," Tikhonov told AFP."
Duh!!

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4 Comments:

Blogger Dave in Pa. said...

Only a meter long? No big deal...

"...The blue whale also possesses the largest penis in the world: 2.4 m (8 ft) long! Resting whale penis is located in a skin fold and the testicles are intra-abdominal. Testicles have 0.5 tons and whales produce enormous sperm amounts.

In right whales, during mating, the female's body is sustained by escort-males, while the dominant male effectuates the penetration. In humpback whales, the dominant male is aggressive towards other males and will hit them with tail and head blows. The male and female form a union for 3 days and the dominant male fertilizes females from several groups."

October 05, 2012 7:02 pm  
Blogger Louise said...

So "we can conclude" she's gang raped, then abandoned? ;p

October 08, 2012 3:41 pm  
Blogger Dave in Pa. said...

Well, she wasn't dressed in a head-to-tail burqa so she was a slut who asked for it. (Which is only a slightly less ridiculous statement applied to whales than it is when applied by Muslim troglodytes to women.)

October 08, 2012 8:02 pm  
Blogger SnoopyTheGoon said...

"...so we can conclude that this was a male"

Shows how there still is hope for Russian science.

As for eating: Russian mammoths are not like their spoiled relatives from other places, they obviously were able to eat snow and ice.

October 09, 2012 11:49 am  

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