We're All Gonna Die!!

All because of those pesky Canadians:

Canadian glacier ice melt will push up sea levels: Study

"As much as 20 per cent of glacier ice in the Canadian Arctic could vanish by the end of this century; it would add 3.5 centimetres to sea levels."

3.5 centimetres!!! That's roughly 1 1/4 inches. Say it ain't so!! Better sign up for swimming lessons, right now.