You Know We've Turned a Corner...

...when being drunk is no longer an excuse:

Judge doesn't buy Cup rioter’s ‘drunk’ defence

Too bad, fella. I hope you get the help you need. I hope you realize you need help.

In the meantime, hockey riots are most legitimate when done in Montreal, apparently. Look at the list:

Vancouver - 2011
Montreal - 2010
Montreal - 2008
Edmonton - 2006
Vancouver - 1994
Montreal - 1993
Montreal - 1986
Montreal - 1955

What is it about hockey that brings out such blinding, mind bending passion?